Thursday, December 11, 2008

letter to santa..

Dear Santa,
For Christmas this year I would like you to fix the stock market. Also I would like you to stop the government from "bailing out" large corporations from the mistakes they get themselves into, or at least bail out the little businesses that make the big mistakes too, just to be fair. Speaking of fair, could you also feed the hungry and house the poor? Also if its not too much could you bring the troops home for the holidays? While you are at it maybe you could stop the war altogether. And if its not too much trouble, maybe you could end the violent conflicts in the Middle East completely. I was also thinking it would be pretty cool if all senseless violence came to a halt, especially stampedes at shopping malls and western stand-offs in Toys R Us... Oh yeah, and maybe no more school shootings for eternity. Hey! So I was thinking, if you put an end to racism, bigotry, prejudices against homosexuals, religious friction, and sexism it would be a pretty merry holiday after all! Could you throw in a cure for Cancer, the obesity epidemic, mental illness, parkinsons disease, MS, Cerebral Palsy and AIDS??? One last thing Santa, for Christmas I would like world peace, a Hannah Montana doll and a pony!!!
Love, Rabbit

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