Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Ten rejected improv ideas

Top Ten Improv ideas that don't work

10. Absolutely no emotion or movement scene
9. Every time the director rings the bell the performers have to reenact a scene from Momento
8. Zombies vs. Shakespeare vs. John Woo
7. Audience offer: Amish Mime
6. Forward/Reverse/Time Inverse
5. Story, Story, Wedgie
4. Sounds like a limerick
3. Pan Left (Decagon Version)
2. Star Trek 2: Wrath of Kahn Ballet Musical Adaptation
1. Half life scene: Mike's dating history

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